Trail #1373, Gerbil’s choice
266 S Hilltop Rd
HARE: Gerbil hares! Let the lamentation begin.
WHEN: 27 April 2014, 3pm (HST)
WHERE: 266 S Hilltop Rd, Catonsville, MD 21228
WHO: All you poor, lost, souls
WHAT: A hash!
WHY: Because we’re hashers and/or wankers!
HOW: With your feet, your hands, your driving desire to find our Lord’s most holy essence, BEER!
NOTES: It’s April, and it’s supposed to rain. I’d recommend a dry bag, a dry dog, and a dry friend. If your hariette is dry, that’s on you. If you lack any of the above, then today’s the best day to remedy that unfortunate situation. There could be mud, there could be rain, there could be thorns, there could be beer. (No Promises).