Trail #1369, 69 Beer Checks

March 30, 2014 @ 7:00 pm – 11:00 pm
Patapsco State Park, Shelter 106
6199 River Road
Elkridge, MD 21075
WHEN: Sunday, March 30th pre-lube starts @ 9:00am, trail @ 3:00pm
WHERE: Shelter #66 in the Glen Artney area of Patapsco State Park
WHAT: the BAH3 1369th trail- a cause for a day long celebration
HARES: PonyBoy, Hung like a Slinky, ZZ Bottom III, Chix won’t Stick & At Your Cervix
NOTES: Since we can not reserve the shelter, Velvet & I are planning to be there when the park opens at 9:00am & hang out all day. All of you are welcome to join us. Bring your own drinks & food (in keeping with the theme- I suggest tacos & hot dogs) for the pre-lube. The trail will be the normal shiggy, hilly, muddy trail that I normally set, only with 69 beer checks.
D’ERECTIONS: get onto Rte.1 in Elkridge, Turn onto to South Street take the first left into the main entrance of the park, pay the man, left at the T, end of the road. Where Fossil and Scrunched were married!
Bonus point for anyone who sings “Gimme Shelter”
ON AFTER: Daniels biker bar on Rte.1
At Your Cervix