Hash #1387, Chigger Please’s Hash Anniversary Bringing Back ABQ Breaking Bad Style
10092 Belair Road
Kingsville, MD 21087
Why: Other than to see your extremely attractive hares all sweaty and wet after setting a debaucherous trail through Kingsville for you wankers? August 3rd happens to mark the 365th day that I, Chigger Please, can call myself a hasher! In light of this glorious day I recruited a couple of the Albuquerque degenerates that witnessed my virginal hash, ABQ Red Dress, as well as some other lovely wankers I’ve met along the way to help me lose the pack in the woods, drink all the beer, and take all the shots. Let’s bring ABQ to Maryland so I can reminisce. Since the only thing any of us really know about ABQ is that there is some crazy meth cooking chemistry teacher and his junky of a former student who built a meth empire right under his DEA brother in laws nose. So pull out your tighty whitey’s and porkpie hats for this Sunday!
Hares: Chigger Please, Bent Over Sap Sucker, Skeeter on My Tweeter, Third Man In, Barefoot Yungdung, Kinky Gay Babushka
Hash-Cash: For just $6 you get 6 hares and maybe some blue crystal if your esteemed hares can get Walter’s recipe down in time
Where: Belair Road Park n Ride, Kingsville, MD http://binged.it/1keeKsF (Put the address of the On-After into your GPS device)
D’rections: From north? It’s in the north!
From the South (Anywhere other than the north aka Balt)? Take 95N to for 695W take exit 32B for Belair Rd (Rte 1) North, follow for just over 5 miles, turn into the parking area for Gunpowder Lodge and make a left
Trail Notes: A to A’ trail. You might need water wings. Bring a dry bag! Dogs must be on a leash while on trail, they are a no-go at the on after, even in the outdoor dining area. Strollers are a no-go unless they float. Bring a Vessel! You may want to bring a condom for you phone; A Phone Named Gerbil may be able to tell you the best phone condom brand!
On After: Gunpowder Lodge, 10092 Belair Rd, Kingsville, MD 21087
Lost on Trail?: Better Call Saul! Hares Cell 419-283-1304