Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers

WHO: So Happy Its Tuesday’s Shitty Hares (And Hows Her Bush, The Udder Ho, Doc Strangeglove, All The Way In)

WHAT: The Full Moon Trail

WHEN: Friday January 17th, 2014 – Sign-In: 7:00 PM, Hares Away 7:15, Pack Away 7:30ish

WHERE: Start is located a short jaunt from the Dunn Lorning Metro Station in the parking lot behind 2710 Prosperity Avenue, Fairfax, VA 22031

HOW MUCH: Just $6.00, and of course Virgins are Free!

D’ERECTIONS:

METRO:

DUNN LORING METRO: Exit metro station and turn RIGHT onto Prosperity Avenue… continue for approx. ½ mile and turn RIGHT when you reach: 2710 Prosperity Avenue, Fairfax, VA 22031.

DRIVING:

From the WEST: (Sterling/Herndon/Reston): Take Route 7, East (or Route 267, Dulles Toll Road, East to Route 7, East)… Turn RIGHT onto Gallows Road and continue for approx. 2½ miles. After you pass the entrance for Dunn Loring Metro… turn RIGHT onto Prosperity Avenue and continue to: 2710 Prosperity Avenue, Fairfax, VA 22031. Park in the “rear” parking lot and look for wankers milling around.

From the BELTWAY: Find your way to the Beltway and take EXIT 50A-B Route 50, Arlington Boulevard towards Fairfax. Follow signs for Route 29/Merrifield and merge onto Gallows Road (RIGHT). Turn LEFT onto Route 29, Lee Highway and continue for approx. ½ mile and turn RIGHT onto Prosperity Avenue. Continue to: 2710 Prosperity Avenue, Fairfax, VA 22031 (on your LEFT). Park in the “rear” parking lot and look for wankers milling around.

ON-ON-ON: Grevey’s Restaurant & Sports Bar: 8130

Arlington Boulevard, Fairfax, VA 22042 ~ 703-560-8530

ADD’L INFO: So Happy Has some Cool Yellow Neon HAB shirts with Reflective Logos to keep you seen on these dark nights so bring some extra cash (Safety First After All…) BRING A FLASHLIGHT!! You know… just in case!! And need I remind you of the standard disclaimers?

MISCELLANEOUS: Trail will be… A to A’: (translated… the OTHER end of the parking lot!!)

Dog Friendly Factor: Dogs on trail, but not at the On-After

Stroller Friendly Factor: Tough Strollers Only…

Final Disclaimer: Bring dry clothes and shoes, bug spray, sunscreen (NOT!!), condoms (as always… be safe!!), your grandmother’s underwear (why… we don’t know. Hummm… or is it… you never know?), and your appetite for some fine beers from all over the world!! And… finally… should we remind you… shiggy-socks and/or PI Block.

Oh.. and please don’t forget those beautiful, young female virgins!!

QUESTIONS: Contact And How’s Her Bush: AndHowsHerBush(at)yahoo.com 703.622.8697 or  All The Way In 240.993.6474