BAH3 Trail #1855, GPS, Give Me Anal or Give Me Meth

March 26, 2023 @ 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
BAH3 Trail #1855
March 26th 3pm
From the desk of Anal Meth:
My fellow dank memers, join us for a celebration of my (Anal Meth’s) 25th annual ascension from the primordial goop and existential crisis-athon on Sunday, March 26th, at Rock Creek Park’s Fitzgerald Tennis Center at 3:00 pm. The trail sports shiggy, those weird squirrels that live in Rock Creek Park, and modest elevation gains. Caution: the hills have thighs, so wear your shorty shorts. It’s looking to be an absolute scorcher
Hash Cash: $6
Hares: Give Me Anal Or Give Me Meth & Gunna Probably Spew
Ps. Beer, shots, and Cake will be provided.
PPS. We will not provide extra existential crises unless you can summon thunderclap farts on demand. Thanks.