BAH3 Trail# 1787 All Choked Up
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December 19, 2021 @ 1:00 pm – 7:00 pm
***NOTE: 1 pm start time because Choked is serving our asses dinner!!!!***
Howdy kinfolk! Put on your boots and spurs, dust off your cowboy hat, and head on down to Jessup to celebrate All Choked Up’s birthday. Help her put the c*nt in country, because she beat the Texas curse and made it to 40 without becoming a grandma. Best Texan costume gets a prize.
46QQ+5RR Jessup, Maryland
Park anywhere on Sellner where there isn’t a no parking sign. Start is at the pumpkin.
It’s going to be a quick and wet 4.0 miles.
Hares: All Choked Up, Chia Head, Oedipussy, Floppy Attachment
1 PM start time (Gasp!)
Your birthday girl wanted to treat the group to a good ol’ fashioned Sunday supper. Trail will be set by 1PM to allow time to celebrate and eat before it gets too dark and cold.
On- after is in the driveway/garage of your hares’ home. Do not come if you are not vaccinated or have traveled recently. Do not bring your kids if they have been sick with anything recently, not just covid. Choked just had covid and is immune compromised. Household was released from isolation on 14 December. No dogs or shoes in the house. Bring a chair.