BAH3 Trail# 1758 Any Cock’ll Do Me, At Your Cervix, Just Mark
* NOTE THE TOTALLY WEIRD, NOT NORMAL, COMPLETELY INCORRECT START TIME OF 1PM *
BAH3 1758 THIS WEEK!! SUNDAY AT 1PM
Are YOU TIRED of LAME TRAILS in the SAME OLD PLACES? The SAME SAD Grade School Humor? The SAME INSUFFERABLE BLOW HARDS? I didn’t think so. Because THIS SUNDAY 13 June 2021 at 1pm there’s more of the SAME.
The Setting: Whitemarsh Park Bowie, at exactly
100 Whitemarsh Drive, Bowie, MD 20716.
At EXACTLY 1PM.
There will be besides a terrible trail, a terrible TUNNEL AND SEXDOLL DUNGEON, a terrible BIRTHDAY, a terrible MASS WEDDING like Moonies, maybe a naming, and a terrible PAVILION with grills and charcoal and grilling tools, some hotdogs/hamburgs to grill, some crudites, which means vegetables in Spanish, a big vat of Thai noodles, Fried-Ass Chicken, several cakes, PLUS whatever Wankers want to bring, and hopefully that means SLUT WATER. Please bring sides or things you want to grill. There is a playground for kids. And horny cicadas looking for a 3-way.
You will want a LIGHT for the Sexdoll Dungeon, 6 dollars hash cash, and a partner to marry in the Church of the Lord Natty Boh. REMEMBER IT STARTS AT 1PM, not two hours later.
Hares: AnyCock’ll Do Me (240 618 5563)
At Your Cervix