BAH3 Trail# 1734 Choosy Moms Choose Dick
Trail of Many Themes:
· Farewell 2020
· Choosy’s last chance to make the 30 under 30 hare list
· A trail just as shitty as this year
· Feral pussy colony overrun by gay hookups
· Urban exploring tunnels
· Choosy’s once again trashy birthday trail
· The best trail of the year
Where do you need to go:
· Cul-de-sac by the Marley Neck Industrial Park
· 1040 Swan Creek Dr, Baltimore MD 21226
· (The under armour factory store is one block away if you need some retail therapy before or after trail)
· Park along the street
What to prepare for:
· Excessive feral cats, graffiti, and probably used condoms
· Does choosy know if it’s stroller friendly? Not yet. Probably not.
· How about them dogs? You’ll need to leash them. Also, feral cat colony.
· Tunnels – there’s a mythical tunnel from ft armisted to ft carrol that choosy might find. So plan to light it up with some handheld lumens and go exploring where the sun don’t shine.
· Choosy Moms Choose Dick and assorted mystery helpers 703-957-9460
· Should be set by one pee mmm