BAH3 Trail# 1728 Lickthyologist, Beer and a Bag Full of Dildos…Good Times, & Princess Jizzmine

Trail # 1728

What: A Perfectly Savage Trail

When: Sunday 11/15 by 1 peeeeem

Where: Savage Park
8400 Fair St, Savage, MD 20763

Who: Lickthyologist, Beer and a Bag Full of Dildos . . . GOOD TIMES, and Princess Jizzmine

Why: Because we’re half minds

What do you get when get a doctor of licking, a bag of dicks, and a princess of jizz out in Savage country? Cum find out as we weave you in and out of water, woods, and unsuspecting neighborhoods. We’ll take some runners on about 6ish miles, and walkers approx 4. There may be some leftover halloween treats because who doesn’t like stale candy? Pups and kiddies are welcum, but put them on a leash. Strollers not recommended unless you’re ready to launch your kids across water. A dry bag is recommended.

Masks and social distancing please!

Running at 3pm or later? Wear a cranium lamp cause you don’t know what can happen in the dark…