BAH3 Trail# 1680 – Bic in the Dick, Girl Scout Cookies, All Day I Dream About Sausage
BAH3 Trail #1680
What: “Third Anal-Dirty Santa-Chez” — Have you been a shitty person this year? Been feeling like crap? Constipated? Have no fear Dirty Santa-Chez is here! We have a Natty XXXmas trail in store for you so ‘cum wearing your Dirty Santa-Chez chocolate mustache.
When: Hohoho… Dec. 22th at 3 peeeem (sharp)!
Where: 16900 Science Dr. #115, Bowie, MD (park behind the building)
Hares: Bic in the Dick, Adidas, and Girl Scout Cookies
Why: Because it’s Sunday!
Shiggy Meter: Typical. Water, maybe mud, tunnel.
Runners and Walkers trails. One BN; One SN.
Important Note: You’ll be climbing up Santa’s chimney so if you have phobias with climbing ladders talk to one of the hares for a workaround.
*Bring cranium light
*Bring dry cloths
Bring a vessel
Not stroller friendly
Dogs not advised but have leashed if you insist
On After: Rips Country Inn, 3809 N. Crain Hwy., Bowie, MD