BAH3 Trail# 1670 – Kilo Twat, Any Cock’ll Do Me

October 13, 2019 @ 3:00 pm

BAH3 Trail 1670: A 69th Birthday Trail

WHO: 1000 Watt Twat, Any Cock’ll Do Me, Just Kelly, Just Kim

WHEN: 3 PM Sunday, October 13, 2019

WHERE: Savage Mill, Savage Maryland. Meet in the overflow parking for Savage Mill, 9155 Washington St, Savage, MD. 39.135908, -76.828494

WHAT: Didn’t get enough 69 last week? Try it again this week at 1000 Watt Twat’s 69th birthday hash. Explore crotches (both riverine and arboreal), mouths (of streams and millraces) and dark, damp places — ultimately resulting in a rushing confluence that will leave you wet and satisfied.

WHY: Everyone loves 69

Notes: Trail is A-A. YOUR LOWER EXTREMITIES WILL GET WET. Bring appropriate stuff to change. Trail is decidedly not stroller friendly. (Not even the walker trail. Sorry.) Tough dogs only. They might need to swim.

Hare’s cell: 703-715-0930

ON AFTER: Ram’s Head Tavern, Savage Mill. 8600 Foundry St, Savage, MD 20763
No directions. You can walk (if you can still walk)