BAH3 Trail# 1651 – Udderly Vanilla and Twincest is Best

June 23, 2019 @ 3:00 pm
BAH3 Trail 1651 – Horse d’ouvres
This week, we’ll be up north, dick-fencing for trail supremacy with all the fancy whores-back riders with their saddles and bridles and kinky riding crops. There’s also a distinct possibility of a body on trail, judging by the missing person notices.
Where: You’re getting coordinates.
39°21’05.9″N 76°53’54.3″W
Approximate address is 707-701 Marriottsville Rd, Marriottsville, MD 21104
Small parking area next to the train tracks, sorta marked for Patapsco Valley State Park. Park either there or 1/8-1/4 mile north at the other parking area. Follow minimal marks to find circle.
(That’s right, trail before circle!) Also, you’ll get wet. You’ll get wet before trail. You’ll get wet on trail. You will be pleasured. (Alternate parking options at bottom.)
When: Sunday 3 Pee-em
Cost: $6
Cell: (316) 990-5104
Runner/walker trail. Minimal shiggy, except for river crossings, ruins, swings, and a wide-unavoidable patch of nettles. </s> Also there’s apparently an abandoned sanatorium out there somewhere.
You’ll probably want a dry bag. Or you can go home wet.
Cranium lamp… eh. Maybe, if you have tender ankles.
Pre-lube and on-after are, predictably, at Three Sheets, Twincest and I’s backyard bar:
2201 Carroll Highlands Ct.
Sykesville, MD 21784
If a few of you want to pre-lube there and carpool back to start, you won’t regret it.
If you don’t want to come to Three Sheets, I can recommend some places.