BAH3 Trail# 1640 – Beer and a Bag Full of Dildos…Good Times, Girl Scout Cookies, and Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
Bowie MD
20721
Who: You! Hashers! Strangers! Dumbasses! Come run around! Have the beers! And flour! Maybe snacks! The Not Six Flags trail! You will want to go to the theme park. But don’t. Because it’s not open.
What: A trail. In the woods. Near a park. Don’t touch the rollercoaster.
Where: Bowie’s very own Church Road Park at 2001 Church Rd. In Bowie. In the state of Maryland.
When: Sunday. The 31st. That’s still in March. Around 3peem. Be late, we don’t care. You can catch up. Maybe.
Why: Bc life is busy and stressful enough, why not add in haring a damn trail for you fuckers. Yes, this is a BBD trail. Yes, the runners will get back checked. Probably a few times. Deal with it. Bring a dry bag, you feets will get wets.
Who: you. If you can walk. Or run. Or like sticks. Dogs are fine. Bring a leash just in case (leash doesn’t have to be for dog). No cats, don’t be weird. Kids? You created it, you fault if you loose it in the woods.
Hares: Beer and a Bag Full of Dildos…Good Times. Beetlejizz beetlejizz beetlejizz. Girl Scout Cookies. BBD cell: 585-748-7515.
How much: 6 monies.
On after: Who cares? IDK. Show up and we will figure it out. Some place that has more beers. After trail.