BAH3 Trail# 1636 – Any Cock Will Do Me, Johny Cockring, Just Neil, Just Heather
Trail Notes BAH3 1636: Virgin Hares in a Sexy Showdown For the Ages
What: A Trail Shitty Enough to Compensate for Any Good Ones Recently.
When: Sunday 3 March 2019 3 PM.
Where: Bowie State MARC Parking Lot LEMONS BRIDGE ROAD 20720. 39.019172, -76.764527. 269P+M5 Bowie, Maryland. Get thee to MD 197 in Bowie, ==> then Pay Attention to This One Silly Trick: From MD197 take Lemons Bridge Rd to the parking lot (NORTH of the tracks)<==
Why: There are Two Red Hot Virgin Hares earnestly trying to win your affection.
What else: Mix of pave and shiggy. Some avoidable water crossings, but we will avoid them in favor of the unavoidable ones. Fire pit. Chili. Corn Bread. Also, if you appreciate the Japanese aesthetic Wabi Sabi, you will find there’s lots of that.
Starring Just Neill and Just Heather as The Sexy Sexy Hares…. With Anycock … as The Old Master…. And as always…. “Chef“Johnny Cockring as That Lovable Geezer Who Crapped His Pants in Front of the TV Again.
Hares cell:
240 618 5563
Anycock