BAH3 Trail# 1632 – Amazon.cum, Spitz.cum, and Ponyboy
BAH3 SUPER HASH #1632 Pre-Game Pre-lubin’ Pre-SuperBowl Hash
WHAT: Exclusive Pre-Super Bowl Hash (only open to exclusive hashers, and those who aren’t either)
WHEN: Super Bowl Sunday 2019, 3 pm-ish
WHO: All manner of biped, quadroped and tetrapod (tho, that may be redundant). Strollers ill-advised.
WHERE: 4611 Briarclift Road, 21229
Catonsville-ish, Just inside the beltway near the Rte 70 park n ride.
WHAT COST: Hash = $6.00 PONYBOY’S SUPER BOWL PARTY = BYOEveryting
WHY: Because some of us need a sufficient amount of hashing and pain-reducing alcohol to watch a game that allows sh*t calls by refs to dictate the teams.
TRAIL: A to A, then B. Short, flat, warm and dry. Temps in the 40’s. Bring yer sunscreen and a towel to lay out on (or dry yourself should that become necessary). Def need some dry shoes for the on-after. Some shiggy, some kind-of avoidable water (blahblahblah, it’s an amazon/spitz trail, you know what to expect).
TIMING: You’ll def be on-in and on track to go superbowling by 5:30 pm. Promise. ish.
HARE’S CELL: 410-294-6556. I won’t answer, but you can keep that for your files.