BAH3 Trail #1573 Choosy Moms Choose Dick
Baltimore, MD 21211
BAH3 Trail #1573
What? A short, sweet, well-lubricated trail through shiggy and TV broadcast towers and hobo junkyards.
When? On your knee’s new year’s eve: Dec 31 at 3PM
Who? Wankers, dogs, no strollers, no lizards.
Whow much? $6
Whares? Choosy Moms and Choose Dick. (703-957-9460)
Where? Baltimore!! 3400 Parkdale Ave. Park on the side of the street where it dead ends into the park.
Dire’erections? Wake up by 8am. Watch some porn. Consume 6 raw eggs. Then pack all your hashing gear. Get in the car. Take I-83 to Union Brewery. Get out your phone and google the address.. Figure out how to get your ass to start on time.
On-After? Really, on NYE? Blue Pit BBQ might have still have a happy hour. http://www.bluepitbbq.com/ 1601 Union Ave, Baltimore, MD 21211