BAH3 Trail #1571 BBD, GT, Girl Scout Cookies & Cleavage 2 Beaver
600 Queenstown Rd
Severn, MD 21144
USA
What do we want? small cold shriveled dicks!
When do we want them? Sunday on trail!
Come on out to trail 1571 for Trail O’Dicks! It’s like Power of the pussy, But with lots and lots cocks. And no pussies. Bonus points if you wear a dick costume or a strap on.
How it works: every check is a dick-check! Regardless of gender or genitalia, no one is allowed to start solving any checks until they see some penis. I’ll also allow just balls if you feel like tucking. So Men folk, bring us your shriveled or crooked, your big or small, your thick or thin, your pierced or shaved, your soft or semi-soft. Ladies, bring your magnifiers and sense of humor, because this one is all about us!
When: 17 Dec. 3:00peeeem. Sharp. I really mean it this time. We only have so much daylight to see your little pant snake friends.
Cost: 6 cash dollars.
Where: Queenstown Park. 600 Queenstown road. Severn MD 21144
Who Hares: Girl Scout Cookies, Cleavage to beaver & BBD…Good Times.
BBD cell: 585-748-7515
Bring your dogs (with leashes for parts of trail) walkers and runners will all enjoy the peens. Worst/best case we will have beer. And shots. And orange food. And tunnels. And holes. And marsh.
On after: Crabtowne USA. 1500 Crain Hwy SW. Glen Burnie md. 21061. They have an arcade!
On-On to all the dicks!