BAH3 Trail# 1554 Beer and a Bag Full of Dildos, GOOD TIMES!
Whatttt the: BAH3 Trail #1554: Birthday Blackout Trail/BAH3 Campout pre-lube/SMUTTy Crab H3 Invasion
When: Sunday, 10 September 2017. 1pm. One O’clock. 1300. 1:00pm. NOTE THE EARLY START TIME. The earlier we start drinking, the earlier I’ll blackout.
Where: Naval Support Annapolis, Retelle Rec. Area Pavilion. End of Beach Road.
Exact GPS: 38.988657, -76.474579
If Beach Road doesn’t show up on GPS, drive to Kinkaid Road, Annapolis. You will turn right off of Greenbury Point Rd onto Kinkaid Rd. Pass the Naval Exchange. Beach road will be .6 miles down Kinkaid Rd on your right. You will turn right on to Beach Road between two giant anchors and a sign that says ‘Retelle Recreation Area.”. Take this road (it becomes a narrow dirt rd) all the way down past the camping area to the water. Pavilion will be on the left at the end. If you still can’t find it, turn around and go home.
Why: It’s BBD..Good Time’s 35th Birthday on the 13th. She would like to get birthday blackout drunk. You will help, and in exchange she will give you decent trail. Not a great trail, but decent enough.
Why: It is the week before campout. Let’s practice what we’ve been doing most our lives and get our livers ready for what we do best, binge drink. Also, this will give DD Ass one last chance to guilt you into helping out with campout. Also, lets give Perv one more change to perfect his campout songs.
Why: SMUTTy Crab is invading our trail, so lets show them a good time… Wait they have already seen more that enough of Good Times.
Why: Anycock returns to charm us with tales from his travels from a broad.
Why: BIRTHDAY CAKE!
Who: Hare is Beer and a Bag Full of Dildos…Good Times. Cell: 585-748-7515. Yeah me!
On-after: We have a lovely pavilion on the water, so bring some wet wipes, on-after beers/cider/wine/liquor for yourself, charcoal, fire starting things, meat/not meat things to grill, sides, snacks, condiments, and we can all just hang out. They have two small grills on site. Or worst case none of you bring anything and we go visit downtown Annapolis to a restaurant/bar. BUT SOMEONE BETTER BRING ME SOME DAMN BIRTHDAY CAKE!
-1:00pm EARLY START TIME.
-6$ hash cash money.
=Bring a dry bag.
-Trail will be A to A.
-Leashed dog friendly (leash 100% required).
-Walkers and Runners friendly.