BAH3 Trail# 1553 Marco Homo’s OFH3 INVASION
Cum one, cum all to Speddy and Just Michelle’s shiggy-rific trail!
Park in the Riverside Fields Boat Ramp lot (39.444706, -77.382798) near the Walmart (just south of Monocacy and Riverbend Way). IN FREDERICK!!
Gather at 1:30 / Hares away at 2 PEE EM
Shiggy? Oh so high!
Water? Yuuuup!
Spider webs? You’re basically gonna be Spider Man, baby.
Shit thick mud? We’ve got you covered (literally).
Dogs that can cross rivers are ok (canine aqua rocks should sit this one out…yup, sit…good boy)
No cranium lamps necessary.
Bring your vessel, $5 hash cash, shiggy socks, VIRGINS, dry bag, and dirty jokes.
On after: Buffalo Wild Wings (210 Shorebird St.)
DON’T FORGET awesomely horrible and debaucherous Labor Day shenanigans the next day starting on Military Rd. at NOON and moving downtown for a pub crawl.
See you wanks there!