BAH3 #1519 Hangover Helper DCH3, Fossil & Crash Test Dumbass
11676 Marriottsville Rd
Marriottsville, MD 21104
Directions to Hangover Helper 2017
Date: Jan 1, 2017
Time: 1pm Sharp
Where: McKeldin Area, Pataspsco State Park, Marriotsville MD
Directions: make your best way to I-70 west of Baltimore
Take exit 83 to Marriotsville Rd, North.
Proceed approximately 5 miles, park entrance is on your right.
Enter the park, pay the fee (you cheap bastards!), follow the road
counter-clockwise around the central field to Pavillion 501
Cost: $20 because we’re tired of making change. What do you get for that pittance?
Why do you keep coming? For the crap warm beer, tepid over-boiled food,
un-raveling T-shirt with a trite saying, week-old oysters, what was the other thing?
oh yeah – Trail! miles and miles of shiggy in bone-wrenching cold weather!
We promise trails, shoe sucking mud, water, and briars
Be sure to bring a change of clothes and shoes for the on-after.
4 Legged Friendly.