Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers

WHEN: Sunday January 8TH @ 1:00pm (note the earlier start time)
WHERE: the parking lot of Fantasies Night Club
5520 Pennington Avenue, Baltimore, Md. (the same as last year)
COST: $6.00
WHY: because its a great excuse to keep the Christmas spirit alive before
the gloom and doom of the incoming administration
WHAT to give you ask. Here are some memorable gifts from Elephants past
the box of VHS porn (w/a VHS player)
the “Dummies guide to Anal” so coveted by Little Flour
the statue of Jesus playing soccer with the little children
Evil Jesus’ 3 year old hashing shoes & by accident his brand new ones
the Home Depot gift card with $0 on it
(I think you get the idea)
NOTE: no kids, no animals, Mr. Weatherman says it will be very cold
with some precipitation on the preceding days so dress accordingly
on trail. Dress like a naughty elf in the “night club” (that means sexy,
revealing, hot, tight, low cut- in other words like Bobbin on NYE)
RECAP: show up at 1:00 pm at Fantasies, dress warmly outside, bring
a great present, dress like a slut inside, have a lot of fun & laughs.
oh yeah, TRAIL: A to A, about 4 miles for runners, 2 for walkers,
moderate shiggy, some avoidable water (depending on rain/snow)
THANKS- 1:00 pm (note the earlier start time)

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