BAH3 #1514 Daddy’s Little Screamer & Bambi’s Bitch
Crownsville, MD 21032
TRAIL #1514 – Hashpital for the Criminally Insane
Sunday, November 27, 3:00 PM
Had enough of your crazy family? Need to burn off all that shitty food? Cum get lost in the woods with us! You might just stumble upon an abandoned mental hospital, and it looks like the escaped lunatics left behind some delicious booze!
HARES: Bambi’s Bitch (203-500-8085) and Daddy’s Little Screamer (717-406-2217
COST: $6 for 2 beer stops and 2 shot stops (Screamer is making blowjob shots and cannot contain her excitement)
START: Generals Highway Corridor Park, 1758 Crownsville Road, Crownsville, MD 2103. Park in the last parking lot.
TRAIL NOTES: A to A. Dog-friendly. Not stroller-friendly. Runners’ feet will get wetter than their panties. Cranium lamps or fleshlights recommended!
ON-AFTER: Rams Head Roadhouse – 1773 Generals Highway, Annapolis MD 21401 – $5 burger Sunday specials!