BAH3 #1513 Thanksgiving Spectacular!! Don’t Have One, Little Sister, & Just Paul

November 20, 2016 @ 3:00 pm – 6:00 pm
Elementary School
106 Bloomsbury Ave
Catonsville, MD 21228

Hear ye, hear ye

Hares: DHO, Lil Sis, just Paul and just Matt

What: trail #1513

Another Thanksgiving Hashtacular Cluster:

Get thee headdress or cockel (that’s a pilgrims hat) to the village of Plymouth cock. We’ll be stuffing our giblets into the pelvic cavity of a full breasted young Tom and smothering it with gravy. Join us to give thanks for all the blood, mud, ticks, chiggers, poison ivy and hangovers you have inflicted on us so that we may pay you back. We are firm believers in recycling!

Cum dressed as your favorite Wampanoag or pilgrim. Wampum will be provided to all who appropriate a culture.

When: 3:00 pm

Where: elementary school
106 Bloomsbury ave
Catonsville, MD 21228
Use parking lot behind building, look for your tribe.

D’erections: Follow the smoke signals from your gps

Trail notes: all are welcome; dogs, baby wagons and virgin squaws from neighboring tribes.

Your moccasins might get wet, good luck running in those buckled shoes.

Firewater will be provided along with a feast of native delicacies including a fattened, smoked and spiral cut pig along with a beverage of handmade hard cider for your enjoyment.


On after: morsbergers tavern, 713 Frederick rd.

the Colon-ists