BAH3 #1509 Can U Not Tinkle & Seriously 5 to 10
Hide yo’ kids! Hide yo’ wife! The creepy clowns are coming!
Sightings have been reported in Patapsco Park. They are armed with flour and very dangerous. Citizens are advised to remain alert, and do not approach any clown unless it offers you a beer. So far no injuries have been reported, other than excessive back checks and water crossings.
When: Oct 23, start time 3 pee em
Where: Patapsco State Park, McKeldin Recreation Area: 39°21’18.5″N 76°53’12.9″W
D-erections (once inside the park): Follow the road continually to the right. You’ll pass the police center on your right (hide your open beverages), basketball courts on your left, keep going past the disc golf course on your left, and continue until you dead end into a parking lot WITH the Porta-Potties (Tinx is always thinking ahead, when she’s not dropping trough on trail).
What: Runner & walkers trails. Both have lots of shiggy, runners trail has water crossing. Not stroller friendly, your call on the dogs (they might be scared by the clowns anyway). Bring a dry bag in case you pee your pants from hysterical terror.
On-after: EW Beck’s Pub, 7565 Main St, Sykesville, MD 21784
Hares: Can You Not Tinkle & Seriously?! 5-10?!
Tinx’s Cell: 301-807-7060
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