BAH3 #1498: Beer & a Bag Full o’ Dildos, Good Times! and Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

August 28, 2016 @ 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Beach Elementary School
7900 Old Bayside Rd
Chesapeake Beach, MD 20732
BAH3 trail #1498: SMIBs!
When: Sunday, August 28th, 3peem HST (note regular normal not weird at all start time). 
Where: 7900 Old Bayside Rd, Chesapeake Beach, MD 20732 (Beach Elementary School). Park in the 2nd lot (on your right, corner of Bayside Rd and Old Bayside Rd). Don’t bitch about how far it is. Carpool if you want, giving you early notice so y’all can plan accordingly. 
What: A to A trail. Dress up as a SMIB. Don’t know what a SMIB is? You haven’t lived in MD long enough. 
Who: Hares are Beer and Bag Full of Dildos, Good Times (585-748-7515) and Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz(240-432-2385).
Why: Because I said so, damn it. Trail is mostly leashed dogs, leashed kids, leashed hashers, and stroller friendly. Both Walkers and Runners will be equally disappointingly satisfied.
How: 6$ will get you some shitty beer, orange food, and maybe a redheaded slut somewhere on trail. 
On-After: Trader’s Seafood, Steak, & Ale: 8132 Bayside Rd, Chesapeake Beach, MD 20732
OR if we end trail early enough and it’s hot, we can go to the Chesapeake Beach WATER PARK! (closes at 7). 
BBD…Good Times & BJ3