BAH3 #1490: Any Cock’ll Do Me, Fisting for Fags and Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz
Bike Trail, AA County, 1801 Hawkins Rd, Annapolis, MD 21401
What: A Trail of Baconic Proportions.
Who: Kevin Bacon possibly; otherwise, Walkers, Runners, Gimps, and Hash Dogs; the adventurous, the timid, and the Bacon Enabled. Bonus appearance by Miss Sizzling Bacon Bits 2016, tabloid sensation BaconJizz3, and Famous White Rapping Star BaconCock
Where: Bacon Ridge Park 1801 Hawkins Rd, Annapolis, MD 21401. Park in the teeny lot or along the road.
When: 3 pm HST Sunday 3 July
Why: Bacon Flavoring. Also its almost 4th of July and you might need to practice getting drunk and lighting something on fire. Otherwise luxuriate in the shiggy of beautiful clear woods, steep ridges and lowlands, an historic and painful cemetary, an abandoned porkmill, a couple beaver dams, and port from the time when Bacon ruled the Land. This land is newly opened to the public.
On after….couple of choices. We’ll know by Sunday.
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