BAH3 #1486: AGM – Extra Creamy Dog Crap, Any Cock’ll Do Me and DoMe Decimal Dominatrix
22400 Fitzgerald Dr
Gaithersburg, MD 20882
What: BAH3 AGM trail #1846, potluck dinner, pool party, election of new mismanagement, and execution of old mismanagement.
When: Sunday, May 29, 1PM. (Note: Special start time, so go to bed early you wanker!)
Where: Casa de Creamy, 22400 Fitzgerald Dr., Laytonsville, MD 20882
Why: Because none of you volunteered to lay trail, so you have to run my sh*ty trail.
Who: You and your little dog.
Hares: ECDC, Do Me Decimal Dominatrix (who thinks she can fix my f*cked up trail), & Any Cock’ll Do Me (who can probably make my trail worse)
Cost: $6, some food for the potluck, and some extra beer for the on-after pool party.
Trail Notes: No shiggy, mud. PI, or anything nasty. The whole trail is like a golf green. But you might want to bring some insect repellant and/or get a canine Lyme vaccine.
The will be a grill available if you want to get your meat hot. There will be enough beer/cider for the trail & circle, bring some for after. There will be some extra food in case you are not competent enough to cook something.
Map link: https://goo.gl/TQDMrn. (Pay no attention to the spooks next door, it is a secret location.)
If this is not confusing enough call 240-644-4477 for more misinformation.