BAH3 #1457: ZZ Bottom III, MOJOH, TwaterSports

November 15, 2015 @ 1:30 pm – 4:30 pm
Who to blame: Maid of Jizzed on Her, Twater Sports, and zz bottom 3rd
What: A trail with BAH3 and Old FARTS
Cost: $6
Start Time: Sunday November 15th at 1:30pm
Where: Catoctin Mountain Park. 6602 Foxville Rd, Thurmont, MD 21788

Start /Chalk Talk will be in parking on left (cross the little bridge) as you pull into the entrance to the park.

Alright you wankers. Lace up those hashing shoes and put on your best woodland creature attire. Cum as a lumberjack, squirrell, bear, kangaroo, or as that dead body that was buried in the woods and never found. If your scared of the woods you better have a hashing buddy because the only pavement you will see is at start and finish. Sex on trail is a plus, and will be rewarded. There may or may not be a moonshine stop somewhere. Do you need a dry bag….maybe. This is not a dog friendly, kid friendly or stroller friendly trail. Dont forget to bring your hash cash, fleshlight, pocket knife to cut away the sticker bushes and thorns from you bloody legs.

The hares claim no responsibilty for twisted ankles, head wounds, or extreme drunkeness……

Car Pool Location for Frederick hashers will be Church Street Garage. Other kennels are encouraged to carpool!!!

Car Pool will leave at exactly 1:00pm (not hash time). If you make it to the parking garage at 1:02pm, you will see tail lights. If you are driving to trail and want to have a few car mates please get to parking garage earlier so we can make sure everyone has a ride.

On-After will be at Blue Side…..hopefully I (Twater Sports) does not get cut off after being there for 5 minutes again.

If we think of more shit we will add it to this description. If not….

On – lets get freaky in the forest – On
zz bottom the 3rd
sent from Europa not Io