BAH3 Trail #1456 – Old School Hashin’, Sunday November 8th (B4b & DoMe)
TL;DR –> Trail starts @3pm SHARP. Don’t miss it use your Google-Machine to find start.
WHAT: A to A, including: mud, water, shiggy, trolleys
WHEN: 3pm SHARP!! — Daylight Savings Time is OVER!!
WHERE: Layhill Park — 14901 Layhill Rd, Silver Spring, MD 20906
Park in the most distant lot, farthest away from normal people.
Look for wankers, park and hash.
There may be soccer people around. Please do NOT hit them your car while attempting to park.
NOTES: This is old school hashing. We will start @3pm. No exceptions (We love you, Hands, but you may want to go straight to the On-After). Our objective is to finish the hash in 90 minutes or less, end circle by 5ish, be at the On-After by 5:30pm.* Also, you may want to start bringing a headlamp just in case.
If you’re some old fogey that used to hash with us, but you don’t anymore because you’re not home in time to watch 60 Minutes, now’s your chance. Don’t miss it!!
If you’re NOT some old fogey but you want to know what is like to hash with Don’t Have One when gas was a little more than a buck per gallon, now’s your chance. Don’t miss it!!
* Offer not good for hashers named Bad Dog or incorrigible fuck-ups such as Burke and Wills, Vilhjalmur Stefansson or IE Schmegg
Additional Trail Notes:
Shiggy Factor: 2.5 out of 5 (GAP scale)
PI Factor: Almost Zero
Old School Factor: BOH-Worthy
Walkers Trail: Yes
Walkers Trail with Shiggy: Yes
Stroller Friendly: Only if you’re Floppy Attachment and you’re okay with some water/hill traversal
Episode of 60 minutes: Not included
From the ICC (MD-200):
Take the ICC to 182 North (Layhill Road)
Turn right into Layhill Park
FOR WANKERS TO CHEAP TO PAY FOR THE ICC:
From North side:
Take some road (like Norbeck Rd) that gets you to Layhill Road and go SOUTH
Turn left into Layhill Park
If you cross over the ICC, you went too far. Stop, turn around, go back and try again.
From South side:
Take some road (like Georgia Ave) that gets you to Layhill Road and go NORTH
Turn RIGHT into Layhill Park AFTER you cross over the ICC.
If you wind up in Sandy Spring, you’re too stupid for me to help you. You’re on your own.
ON-AFTER: 13423 New Hampshire Ave Silver Spring, MD 20904
HARES: Bobbin’ for Buttplugs and Do-Me Decimal Dominatrix
HARE #s: 301-910-9975, 410-926-6499