BAH3 #1434, Marco Homo & Taint My Juicy Pie
Columbia, MD 21046
What: BAH3 #1434 – Trail for the poor and Funemployed
When: Sunday, June 28, 2015 at 3:00 p.m. Note the normal start time!!
Where: 7150 Riverwood Dr., Columbia, MD 21046 (back of the parking lot, behind the office buildings)
Why: Do you really need a reason other than beer?
Hares: Taint my Juicy Pie and Marco Homo
Type: A to A, Walkers and Runners trails
D’erections: FROM 95: Head north or south to HWY 32 West towards Columbia. Take exit 15 for Shaker Dr., turn right onto Shaker Dr. then right onto Old Columbia Road. In less than a mile, turn left onto Riverwood Dr. There will be a sign on the right for 7150, go to the back and look for hashers.
Trail notes: For most of you, you have a fortune of having what some of us lack, money and/or a way to make money, or what I like to call being Funemployed. So, for this trail, cum dressed in whatever poverty stricken attire you can think of. Cumming as your favorite neighborhood hobo, or just what you would wear around the house if you werent stuck at work all day would work too. Be creative. Bring a dry bag. You might get muddy but you WILL get wet, unless you have mastered the art of levitation. I would recommend having a leash on your dogs, except in the shiggy. Bringing a stroller probably wouldnt be wise unless you can ford it.
On After: TBD
Hares’ cell: Taint 951 316 1942