BAH3 #1409 – NEC
A brand new never before attempted trail to set, with thrills and chills and spills. Also swamps and hills. Prepare to be amazed, even dumbfounded.
What: a holiday trail suitable for christians, jews, muslims, infidels, agnostics, atheists, and whatever religion kwanzaa is
When: pack departs 3pm sharp so show up early to pre-lube properly. Dress in something ridiculously holiday.
Where: get thee to MD3 in crofton MD, and go west on Conway Rd. Go right (north) on Patuxent Rd, proceed abt a mile to intersection of patuxent rd and wba bikepath; google 1177 patuxent rd, odenton md, 21113. There is a tiny parking area, just use the side of the road to park, look for wankers, and hash.
Why: because you are easily amused and generally senseless
Notes: not for the feint of heart. Bring dry clothes. Be prepared for holiday carols, rain, sleet, drunks, mud.
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