BAH3 #1396, Half-Mind, Half-Ass, Half-Case, Half-Marathon
7855 Morning View Lane
Alexandria, VA 22315
Half-Mind, Half-Ass, Half-Case, Half-Marathon
(Please note the need to bring your own 12 pack (or 6 pack for those with a weak liver) and there are 2 start times depending on if you’re doing regular trail or the Half-mind, Half-assed, Half-marathon.)
Cum on out for a 13.1 mile, 12 beer run. Special start time!
What: Hillbilly H3 Trail #306, and BAH3 Trail #1396
When: Note the 2 start times!
Option #1: Half-mind/half-assed/half-marathon: 10:00am / race start time is 10:30. Racist must have their beers in the trail coolers by 10:15. After 10:15, you will be carrying your 12 pack on trail.
Option #2: Regular trail: @ 11:69 (aka 12:09) / Hares away 12:30-ish / Pack away 12:45-ish
Where: Island Creek Elementary School 7855 Morning View Lane, Alexandria, VA 22315
Hares: 3holer, ATWI, Parent’s Weekend (additional beer stop hosts: Survival of the Spittest and Missing Link)
Hash Cash: $5 / Virgins $0
Extra Info: It’s time for the Half-mind/half-assed/half-mind/half-marathon. That’s right 2 six mile loops plus a little extra. Bring a 12 (or 6) pack of your favorite beverage to drink with your name somehow attached to it (duct tape, duck tape, glass etching, whatever)
The hares will stash coolers 1 mile apart departing the school promptly at 10:15. If your beer is not in the coolers at 10:15 you will be carrying your 12 pack on trail.
Trail is not stroller friendly. If you plan to bring you dog, you must keep it on a leash.
D’Erections: These come from Google, so driver beware. If you’re lost or late, call Sour Snatch My Rubber Back @ 540-830-0148
From Western Hillbilly Land (aka Fro’ Ro’)
- Take I-66 EAST
- Take exit 55 from I-66 E
- Merge onto VA-286 S/Fairfax County Pkwy for 13.3 mi
- Continue onto VA-289/Franconia-Springfield Pkwy for 3.8 mi
- Turn right onto Beulah St for 1.1 mi
- Turn right onto Morning View Ln
- Destination will be on the left
- Look for some wankers milling about
On On On: will be the Bungalow at the corner of Beulah and Franconia-Springfield Pkwy