BAH3 Trail# 1738 Wuhan Used Clam
BAH Trail #1738
(Wuhan Used Clam)
Sunday, January 24, 2021; 1 p.m.
“Planes, Trains, and Automobiles: the Squeakquel / The Spice Must Flow”
a.k.a. Elite Spice Shipping; 1415 Magellan Rd; Hanover, MD 21076
Not stroller-friendly. Pupper-friendly, with occasional use of a leash.
One beer check, one shot check; more of each and orange foods at start/end (A-A).
Runners: a bit over 6 miles. Walkers: A bit over 4 miles, but one of the tit-ular nouns omitted!
Come enjoy a snootful of spicy goodness, if Shai-Hulud of the warehouse allows the delightful stank to escape.
None of the alleys! That’s for our Baltimore Fremen.
There will be water, so stillsuits not required.
Ankle deep only, unless there is rain.
Bless the Hasher and all his water
Bless the pupper and shot-taking trotter.
See planes, and trains, and many a car
Pass under all three, but not one single bar.
If trail’s closely followed, shiggy be less.
Greenbriar all over; this forest a mess.
Lovingly trimmed, as you run past cars,
To keep you from thorny gom jabbars.
Fear is the mind-killer for runner and beer-swiller.
Leashes might be needed for Charlie and for Tiller.
Come play if Coke and Amazon do not make you squirm,
If you walk without rhythm, then you won’t attract the worm.