Visitior’s Song
Melody – Underdog Theme
Melody – Underdog Theme
I’m Jacks brother Earl (….na na na na na ..)
BAH3 got a wanker named “Any Cock’ll Do Me”
Raised up in the time of Pres’dent Sock-it-too-me
Little man in the boat?
Wanker, pleez, he’s the captain
Got his 10 dollaz ready for some hot-bunk action
He don’t impress the ladies with his 6-pack abs
Instead he snatch them bitches with a 6-pack grab
But don’t worry men
This sailor don’t ask/don’t tell
Just back your sea pussy up
Bite your pillow/don’t yell!
Natty Boh is his viagra
Pudding shots are his lube
He likes his trails full of shiggy
And his face bull of boob
Sing to Donna Summer’s “Bad Girls”
Hot Carl, duhn duhn
Talking ’bout Hot Carl
Hot Carl, duhn duhn
Talking ’bout Hot Carl, Yeah!
Well I wake up from a nap (echo) (from a nap)
My face is covered in Saran wrap (Saran Wrap)
I look up and see butt cheeks,
OOOOHHHHHH, here comes a steamy Crap!
Repeat Chorus
My name is Pearl.
My favorite sex position’s cowgirl.
I like to do it with the dead;
They never ask me to give head.
But I get frustrated…
When rigor mortis has abated.
Once they’re not stiff, I climb down off ’em
And close the cover on their coffin.
I don’t want to sober up
I’m a debaucherous kid
There’s a million hasher ’round the world the I can drink with
More shiggy, more beer, more titties, oh shit
It’s the coolest drinking club there is. Gee Whiz!
I don’t want to sober up because if I did, I couldn’t be a debaucherous kid
We are the hashers of the Be-AACH THREE
Representin’ the land of PLUH-ZENT SHIG-GEE
We holla ON ON so you know we aroun’
Gonna bus’ up some suds when we COME TO YO’ TOWN
You know we got game, because WE ALL SUCH PLAYAS
Put our green dresses on and ALL YELL ‘YE-AHHH’!
An’ you punk FRBs betta CHECK THAT FLOWAH
Got you runnin’ in circles FOR THE PAS’ HALF HOWAH
We lace ’em up tight, KNOCK THEM BOOTIES AROUN’
And get our NattyBOH drink on when WE DO DA DOWN DOWN!!