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Rumson Freezing Cold Hash @ North/East/South Brunswick, NJ
Jan 5 @ 10:17 am – 12:00 pm

Secret Mystery Winter Trail Run

5 Mile Eagle Trail Run and 2 mile Turkey Group Run

Sat. Jan. 5, 2019  10:17am

Only $20.00 now     Register online at

https://runsignup.com/Race/NJ/NorthBrunswick/SecretMysteryRun

 

    Location: Secret Mystery wooded area North Brunswick/ East Bruns, South B For registered, an email will be sent with secret start location.

         POTENTIAL EXCITING DANGERS / CHALLENGES

– Get bitten by starving animals              – Slip on ice & break bones

– Buried bombs with mustard gas            – Cut your leg on sharp branches

– Slip on snow and break arm                     – Touch 29,000 Volts of Electricity

– Run into tree branches, poke eye out  – Angry deer with huge antlers

– Fall into marsh                                     – Exploding gas pipelines

– Giant Sticker bushes                           – Slide off mud cliffs

– Get hit in head with cement              – Bad drivers from New York

– Crawl under barbed wire                            who don’t speak English

Plus super pissed off hunters angry that the hashers trespassed on their land and scared away the deer,    [Possible nudity by women]

 

Free skull items for Pre-registered. $25.00 by mail to enter

$30.00 DAY OF EVENT.  Volunteer receive free beer and goodies.

Please bring a can food donation for St. Matthews Edison Food Bank

Post Run Party held at secret location to be emailed to pre-registered. A fun time is guaranteed! You must be over 21 years old to participate.  No times are recorded.  A sense a humor is a must. Prizes & giveaways at the post race social. You don’t even need to run to participate.

If you are unable to run you can volunteer. Volunteers receive free beer,  Pirate backpack and skull bandanna. If you wish to volunteer call Kenneth Vercammen Esq. at 732-572-0500 or email Kenvnjlaw@yahoo.com

Trail set by “hare” The Senator Ken Vercammen (The runner in the red, white & blue flag shorts Captain America)   Look for the Hash skull banner at the start. Sponsored by the Rumson Hash House Harriers, founders of the Cheesequake Hashathon. Please make $25.00 checks payable to Vercammen Assoc. PC, and mail along with this flyer to: Kenneth Vercammen Law Office, 2053 Woodbridge Ave, Edison, NJ  08817.  [We prefer you register online]  Free for volunteers

Name: ____________________________________________

Age: ______________

 

Email address: ___________________________________

Sex (circle) straight/other/ none

Waiver of Injury:  I hash for fun and admit if I get hurt it’s my own fault.  I recognize that no one has insurance and agree not to file any type of claim or lawsuit ever.