BAH3 Trail #1839 – THE VIRGINATOR w/ NOTHING BETTER TO DO
Hare: THE VIRGINATOR!
Where: CASA De MUDDY VIRGINATOR!
6805 Geneva Lane, Temple Hills, MD 20748
When: 03 December 2022 @ 1500 (3:00 pm for you normies)
Like Udderly Vanilla’s wit, the pack leaves SHARP!
Cost: $6 (USA) doll hairs from Wuhan Clam’s nightmare trail dolls
Shiggy Level: Some parts are 3.5 out of 5
Daddy’s Little Screamer Level: Probably 6-9 (see what I did there?)
My favorite sportsball team frolics on a Thursday night this week so I had to find a different way to waste a perfectly good Sunday afternoon/evening… with YOU ass-hats and harriettes!
This is an A to A trail that will begin and end at CASA De MUDDY (TWATERS) VIRGINATOR! We will provide chili, TBD dishes, snacks, and beverages of all varieties. Feel free to bring a food dish (not required; we just don’t know how many of you are staying for on-after festivities). Mucho crash space is available if you’re feeling so inclined aka too drunk/high to drive. Let’s be safe about it.
No guarantee that leashed/unleashed doggos/crotch goblins will survive (some roads and thicc brush) so bring them at your own risk. Any Cock’s Lord Natty Boh prayers can’t save you this week from the rain on Saturday so you will get MOIST! Bring a dry bag/shoes, virgins, more expensive beer than I’m providing, a sense of humor, and more virgins!
On after: CASA De MUDDY VIRGINATOR! Until… you get tired of being there. If there’s enough interest, I’ll set up karaoke. Cum On Out! 😊
PS: YOU CAN PARK IN THE DRIVEWAY, It’s OK… Really.