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Dec
4
Sun
BAH3 Trail #1839 The Virginator
Dec 4 @ 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm

BAH3 Trail #1839 – THE VIRGINATOR w/ NOTHING BETTER TO DO
Hare: THE VIRGINATOR!
Where: CASA De MUDDY VIRGINATOR!
6805 Geneva Lane, Temple Hills, MD 20748
https://goo.gl/maps/hEefMasT7x826mtB8
When: 03 December 2022 @ 1500 (3:00 pm for you normies)
Like Udderly Vanilla’s wit, the pack leaves SHARP!
Cost: $6 (USA) doll hairs from Wuhan Clam’s nightmare trail dolls
Shiggy Level: Some parts are 3.5 out of 5
https://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm
Daddy’s Little Screamer Level: Probably 6-9 (see what I did there?)
Hare notes:
My favorite sportsball team frolics on a Thursday night this week so I had to find a different way to waste a perfectly good Sunday afternoon/evening… with YOU ass-hats and harriettes!
This is an A to A trail that will begin and end at CASA De MUDDY (TWATERS) VIRGINATOR! We will provide chili, TBD dishes, snacks, and beverages of all varieties. Feel free to bring a food dish (not required; we just don’t know how many of you are staying for on-after festivities). Mucho crash space is available if you’re feeling so inclined aka too drunk/high to drive. Let’s be safe about it.
No guarantee that leashed/unleashed doggos/crotch goblins will survive (some roads and thicc brush) so bring them at your own risk. Any Cock’s Lord Natty Boh prayers can’t save you this week from the rain on Saturday so you will get MOIST! Bring a dry bag/shoes, virgins, more expensive beer than I’m providing, a sense of humor, and more virgins!
On after: CASA De MUDDY VIRGINATOR! Until… you get tired of being there. If there’s enough interest, I’ll set up karaoke. Cum On Out! 😊
PS: YOU CAN PARK IN THE DRIVEWAY, It’s OK… Really.

Dec
11
Sun
BAH3 Trail #1840 Cleavage to Beaver & Bitch Pleaser
Dec 11 @ 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Dec
18
Sun
BAH3 Trail #1841 Floppy Attachment
Dec 18 @ 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Dec
25
Sun
BAH3 Trail #1842 Camo Sutra, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz & ZZ Bottom III
Dec 25 @ 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Jan
1
Sun
BAH3 Trail #1843 HANGOVER HELPER
Jan 1 @ 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm