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Jul
23
Sun
BAH3 Trail# 1547 Learner Spermit & Miles Ze Dong @ Interstate 70 at Security Blvd Park and Ride
Jul 23 @ 3:00 pm – 6:00 pm
Oh no! Lookout! It’s an Amazon trail!
Who: All you filthy, filthy wankers

What: A trail to celebrate all things Amazon.cum, the most sexy and virile harriette. Let’s get down in the shiggy and enjoy some well earned Natty Boh as we curse her glorious name.  Learner Spermit and the Miles Ze Dong are going to give you the full Amazon experience as we explore Baltimore’s West side.  Short, flat, and easy just like Amazon taught us.

WhenThis Sunday! At 3pee em, when it’s hottest out.

Where: The 70 park and ride on the West side of Baltimore, Interstate 70 at Security Blvd Park and Ride, I-70, Baltimore, MD 21229 . I’ve heard Amazon set an amazing trail here recently. This is not that trail, set your expectations lower.

D’erections: get on 70, go to the park and ride, park by the wankers.
On after: Bullwinkle’s saloon, 1660 Ingleside Ave, Gwynn Oak, MD 21207
Hares: Learner Spermit, Miles Ze Dong, and mystery hares.
Hare number: 812.236.77905
Jul
30
Sun
BAH3 Trail #1548 Chigger Please!
Jul 30 @ 3:00 pm – 6:00 pm
Aug
4
Fri
BAH3 Trail# 1549 FULL MOON FRIDAY EVE: At Your Cervix & Any Cock
Aug 4 @ 7:00 pm – 11:00 pm
Aug
13
Sun
BAH3 Trail#1550 Floppy Attachment
Aug 13 @ 3:00 pm – 8:00 pm
Sep
15
Fri
BAH3 Campout
Sep 15 – Sep 17 all-day

Stay tuned!