BAH3 Trail# 1643 – Bobbin For Buttplugs
Apr 21 @ 3:00 pm

BAH3 Trail #1643 – Sunday, April 21st

WHAT: Anniversary of the Respawning of Jesus
WHEN: 3pm (HST)
WHERE: Glenmont Metro EAST Parking Garage

COST: $6

WHY: Honor this weird and mysterious holiday by dressing as a bunny that lays colored eggs. Or as some shaggy, homeless guy who hasn’t bathed in 3 days. Or just do it for the BOH. Your choice.

Trail Notes: A to A, including: mud, water, light, refreshing shiggy, beverages; Find eggs, win prizes

Drybag?: Yes
Shiggy Factor: 2 out of 5 (GAP scale)

Walkers Trail: Yes
Walkers Trail with Shiggy: Yes

ON-AFTER: The venerable Stained Glass Pub: 12510 Layhill Rd, Silver Spring, MD 20906

HARES: Bobbin’ for Buttplugs, and Special Guest Star: Under 25 to Ride
HARE #s: 301-910-9975

TAKE HEED!! THERE BE EVIL SPEED CAMERAS ON SOME OF THESE ROUTES. Unless you’re okay with paying a “speed tax”, be wary on Georgia Ave south of Olney (and maybe Randolph Road). These cameras are often the biggest money makers for MoCo.

BAH3 Trail# 1644 – Wreath Around Memorial Trail: Marco Homo & Cleavage to Beaver
Apr 28 @ 3:00 pm

The Shame and Bad Decisions Trail – Remembering Wreath Around
Sunday, April 28th
3:00 pm.
Dupont Circle

White House is having a memorial trail for Wreath Around. Please wear your favorite Wreath Around look or something that reminds you of him.

Trail will end in a private room at the Big Hunt (’cause he can smell it from where ever he is in the universe). We will have circle, sing his favorite songs, and share stories of all the shame and bad decisions.

As much as he loved them, dogs are not permitted at end circle.

Wreath Around Memorial patches will be for sale. All profits go to Wreath’s favorite charity.

BAH3 Trail# 1645 – All Day I Dream About Sausage
May 5 @ 3:00 pm
BAH3 Trail# 1646 – Late Night Drive Thru and Ass Spelunker
May 12 @ 3:00 pm
BAH3 Trail# 1647 – I Cum in the Land Down Under and Learner Spermit
May 19 @ 3:00 pm