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Oct
24
Sat
CCH3 Trail# 199
Oct 24 @ 2:00 pm

Date: Saturday October 24, the year of mourning(wood)

Start time: 2 peem or 1400 for very important people (sincerely!!).

Where: Goooooogle Plus Code
69M9+G5 Lansdowne, Maryland
39.233768, -76.632017
Head towards the Southwest Area Park Model Air Flying Field. Go over light rail tracks and keep going. Turn right. Find wankers.

Hares: Judge Prudy (410-707-4456), Seriously 5-10, Facial Profiling (202-568-1608).

Distance: Runners trail will be 4.69-5.69-ish-esque miles. Walker’s trail will be shorter.
Trail is A-A, kiddo and doggo friendly.
Shiggy level is 3.14159…/10 (BAH3 scale) 7/10 (CCH3 scale).
Did I mention that there will be beer?
Also, please use common rules of iso-hashing, bring a mask and such, you know the drill.

Theme: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. The classic movie from 1987 has inspired this trail! Wear something transportation themed!

Senseless convocation:
Are you a wanker feeling wee bit wankerous?
Or a lonely virgin who’s down on their luck?
Are you gleeful or somber or downright cantankerous?
Then come to our trail for we won’t give a fuck!
Whatever you think or lately have felt
Whatever sad tears, grimace, furrow or frown,
Whatever shit hand, this life hath you dealt
Come run, walk, and drink, just drink it down down
For trail we do have, a trail just for you
And beer we will bring keeping sadness at bay
So take all your worries, hesitations eschew
Your melancholy, bring us it, we will flay
For onward and upward and through the tall grass
Come follow the flour, the tp and chalk
Please bring all your parts, brain, legs, heart, and ass
And on wings of Boh you will soar like a hawk!

Oct
25
Sun
BAH3 Trail# 1725 Princess Jizzmine, Straight in the Navy, Ate Ball Cum Pocket: The Exorcist Trail
Oct 25 @ 1:00 pm
What: Another Spook-tacular Trail! Visit the two sites of the homes that inspired The Exorcist, and maybe a cemetery…
Start: Colmar Manor Community 3510 37th Ave, Colmar Manor, MD 20722, exact start within park TBA
De’rections: May google be your guide… closest metro is West Hyattsville (green/yellow) ~3 miles from start, so call someone unless you’re extra motivated
What time: 12:69 peeeeem unless stated otherwise
Who: Princess Jizzmine, Straight in the Navy, Ate Ball Cum Pocket, and a mystery hare
Expect: 6-7 miles for runners, ~3 miles for walkers, shiggy level TBA
Please stagger hash times, socially distance, wear face masks, and wash your hands ya filthy animals!
Oct
31
Sat
Hangover H3 Full M( )( )N trail
Oct 31 @ 10:00 am

Hangover hosts the next Full mOOn trail in two weeks. Mark your calendars!

H4 Trail #135
Saturday 10:00 AM- October 31, 2020
The Halloween blue hunter’s mOOn trail.

Start:
Rock Creek Park. Lucky number 13 picnic area
https://goo.gl/maps/sxtaMw1nZo1hcadv5

Hares:
Princess Jizzmine, Straight in the Navy, Ate Ball Cum Pocket, and Special Red

More details cumming soon!!

Nov
1
Sun
BAH3 Trail# 1726 Daddy’s Little Screamer & Etherpussy
Nov 1 @ 1:00 pm
Nov
8
Sun
BAH3 Trail# 1727 Brown Shugga and Jr. Bacon HeaveBurger
Nov 8 @ 3:00 pm