2017 BAH3 Campout

Hellooooooooo, Bohtown Bukkakeneers!

September 15th-17th, 2017

 

The Bohtown Bukkakeneers Prom Planning Committee is so excited to open registration for the most special event of the year! Tickets are only $99.69, or $199.38 if you buy a pair. This gets you a whole fun-filled weekend of activities to celebrate our Bohtown spirit.

Here are just some of the unforgettable things you can enjoy during the Prom weekend:

  • Dancing the night away to romantic tunes NOT 100% performed by William Shatner
  • Pledging to be irresponsible with our Prom Promise
  • Taking advantage of great photo opportunities
  • Crowning of the Blumpkin Queen and Blumpkin King – WILL IT BE YOU?
  • A Health Ed barn of educational films
  • Inspirational speeches from our beloved Principal Anycock
  • Cheering our athletes at track and field events, or seeking the glory yourself
  • Wildly permissive chaperones
  • An only moderately dangerous Slip N’ Slide
  • A pinata to encourage multicultural understanding
  • Food better than what’s served in the school cafeteria
  • Completely appropriate beverages

We want to make sure everyone honors safety as their third priority, so plan to camp out on the beautiful Jug Bay grounds with luxurious running water and electricity.

SORRY NO DOGS THIS YEAR

Never been to a BAH3 Campout before? Don’t be a lame loser and miss out AGAIN.

SECRET NOTE: If you are able to steal a few fancy beers from your Dad’s beer fridge, bring them on Friday night and we’ll have a beer snob tasting out back by the fire pit.

Friday

  1. Gates at noon.
  2. Dinner around 6pm
  3. Romantic Night Trail

Saturday

  1. Breakfast Club (coffee, juice, BLTs, leftovers, hash browns, grill things, BohMosas, Brass Monkeys with the finest 40s)
  2. Cross Cuntry trail around 2pm
  3. Slip N Slide
  4. Track and Field competitions, including beer mile
  5. Catered Dinner featuring Meat and Non Meat Items.
  6. PROM, A NIGHT TO REMEMBER
  7. Midnight Nekkid trail

Sunday

  1. Breakfast Club sequel
  2. Fat Boy Trail
  3. Naming of The Idiots
  4. Finish the Beer, Break camp, go home at your leisure

Location:

Jugs Bay Natural Area
16000 Croom Airport Road
Upper Marlboro, MD 20772

Cost:

$99.69 through the end of July
$109.69 through the end of August
$119.69 through September 12th

 

 

 

 


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