2018 BAH3 Campout


Naked and Afraid

September 14th-16th, 2018


New Venue for 2018!! 

PRIVATE Clothing Optional Resort on the water in MD, 30 minutes from DC.
What you get: All the best things. Beer. A real pool. Hot Pool Attendants. Heated Spa. Plenty of indoor/covered space, kitchen, tables, all the civilized things. Loud music from a real DJ. Inappropriate humor. Meat and other things barbecued to perfection. Breakfasts. Lunches. Naps. Strolling. Lollygagging. Deep shiggy. Deluxe orange food. SWAG. Dumb games. ZERO possibility of getting tossed for nudity*


* Still feeling a bit wiggy about “clothing optional”? Clothing-optional resorts are boringly normal — and non-erotic. There will be no pressure on you to disrobe. What you wear or don’t wear is a non issue, and unless a very different group of wankers shows up, most of you will probably remain clothed, as usual.  The pool is the only area where nudity is expected, and we will have other ways to get you wet if it is hot.  Any questions about that?  Ask KiloTwat@gmail.com
Gates open 12pm Friday, till 5pm Sunday
RV space is available, but no power or water hookups.  Also no generators at camp.
Sorry, dogs are not allowed.


Maryland Health Society

15 miles from the nearest Metro (Uber-friendly!)

Cost: $117

First 50 Regos get a Hash sarong or similarly amazing bonus swag!

Sold Out!

Who's Coming!

Hash NameKennel
Crash Test DumbassBAH3
Any Cock'll Do MeBAH3
HOSEHEADMaryland Wide Spot in the Dirt Road
Gonna probably spewBAH3
Ass SpelunkerDCH4
Blazing Straddles H5
Unhitched CockH5
Late nite drive thruDch4
Udderly Vanilla BAH3
Daddy’s Little ScreamerBAH3
Dude, That Guy DCFMH3
Learner SpermitBAH3
Miles Ze DongBAH3
Can U Not Tinkle OFH3
Bambi's BitchBAH3
MoreMen Pukes TonightBAH3
Sir LancelitteDCRW
Lick StickH5
All Day I Dream About SausageBAH3
Diddler on the roofBAH3
Beer and a Bag Full of Dildos... Good Times!SMUTTy/BAH
Na Na Na Na Na NaBAH3
A Phone Named GerbilBAH3
Mud FlapsBAH3
Bar Rack O Bar ManMexico City H3
Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, BeetlejizzBAH3
Rump BumperTH3
Senior Sodomizing SlutOTH4
Leaning Tower of Please YaEWH3
Silence of the ClamsBAH3
Bang Em StyleBAH3
Tragic Carpet RideEWH3
Floppy Attachment Stuttgart H3
Cheap Ass GigoloBAH3
Just JennBAH3
Nocturnal MissionRichmond H3
Incredible Edible ShmeggDCH4
Marco HomoBAH3
1000 Watt TwatBAH3
Cleavage to BeaverBAH3
Seriously 5-10CCH3
Depaetment of Vegetable AffairsHBH3
Deer PenthouseHBH3
Bent Over Sap SuckerBAH3
Pay Per ViewDCH4
Just ChrisBAH3
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Anal FissionEwh3
Read Between the SlimeWH4
How I Met My BrotherWH4
Knock Knock It’s DaddyOTH4
Free CuntryFlour City H3
Uncle JohnFlour City H3
Just AndrewHomeless
Piss CycleRH3
In Vino VulvitasOFH3
The Bearded Flying LadyOFH3
The WayDC Road Whores
Tour Duh WhoreBAH3
Bic In The DickBAH3
zz bottom the 3rdBAH3