Q. Can I bring a tent and sleep outside?
Yes there is plenty of space. You may choose to set up camp in close proximity to either cabins (indoor plumbing) or other “outhouse” facilities in an around the camp area.

Q. Can I bring my camper or RV?
 I guess, but you would have to park in the parking area where there is no access to lectricity or water/waste, and far from the action - I wouldn’t.

Q. Will there be a phone in case of an emergency?
Yup, there is a Camp Office we have access to along with an Infirmary and first aid quipment. The phone will be checked for messages periodically for incoming calls. Cell phone coverage is virtually non-existent, even in town.

Q. Can we bring pets or children?
Nope, nadda, or you kidding? No one under 21 allowed nor any 4-legged creatures.

Q. Will I need a flashlight?
Yup. All lights at the camp area are set “dawn-to-dusk.” So, once off, it’s pretty dark, and we aren’t gonna complain. So bring flashlights, lanterns, or head-lamps to get around after dark. (FYI: We will also enjoy a Full Moon weekend)

Q. What are the cabins like?
First, check out the FACILITIES link. Although we have booked the entire camp area, we are assigning rooms at of the Down Hill Cabins which include the "Hilton" - so designated for its 17 private rooms. The rest of the cabins are dormitory style, quads of 6-7 twin beds in each with two complete bathrooms per quad. We have set up two of these "quad" type buildings as a HIS and HERS and one as "COED.".

Q. So what’s the sauna like? 
Its about getting sweaty, getting overheated, and then jumping into an ice-cold spring fed lake. Yeeeeha. It will require, however, a Fire Meister, really. Built in 1985, a pot-belly stove needs to be stoked for about an hour, a bucket of water dumped over the stones, and then you can enjoy the experience. (FYI: We have a sauna stuffing event ready to go.)

Q. Are you providing liquor?
No, just BEER. So BYOB(ooze) and use the refrigerators in the cabins or the communal one in the Mess Hall, if you dare.

Q. What if I end up near someone who farts/snores/screws all night. How am I supposed to get any sleep?
If you came camping to get a restful night's sleep, you picked the wrong camping trip. If you're a light sleeper, or you're concerned about being awakened by someone else's personal habits, we highly recommend you bring earplugs. Or, lasso ‘em up and drag ‘em up the hill, far far away.

Q. How long are the trails going to be?
Both Ball Buster and Eagle trails will be strenuous and long. If you get lost, just head DOWN. There is only one-road in, so it won't be too difficult to find your way home. So, bring a whistle in case you get lost. Trail will be swept, but we can't be responsible if you get so far off trail that the sweeper gets ahead of you. For those of you who have hashed in past years, you know it can sometimes get very hot on trail. Water will be provided at the BC, but you should take your own to get you there. Turkey Twat will be a nice “walk in the park” but not too short, just not difficult.

Q. Will there be skits or a talent show?
Only if you volunteer, and we encourage any and all participants to put together short, irreverent, funny skits, songs, what ever you want to entertain a bunch of intoxicated hashers. Let us know in advance. Contact Spitz.cum

Q. Will there be music?
There is a “ho-down” dance planned with digital music, unless you have a band that can play live for us. Yeeha. Email mis-management Spitz.cum ASAP. We encourage everyone to get into the Western theme for the contest too.

Q. What if I'm hung over from the night before?
Hope you had a good time. But drink some Gatorade, take some aspirin, get laid, start detoxing. Do I look like your mother? You're supposed to be professional hashers by now.

Q. What if I don't want to do Saturday's trail?
Then don't. It’s your weekend and we want you to enjoy yourself. Instead, please consider helping out by minding the camp while everyone is gone, volunteering to drive the bag vehicle, or to watch the wildlife go by, just don’t TOUCH. And no, it doesn't change the registration price of the camping trip.

Q. What if I want just want to do Saturday's trail, but I don't want to stay the weekend?
Again, it doesn't change the registration price of the camping trip. No day charges, sorry.

Q. I want to volunteer. Do you still need help?
Mis-management gladly accepts any offers of assistance. Please contact Spitz.cum to volunteer and include the favors you'd prefer to perform.

Q. Will I get laid?
We cannot guarantee that you'll get laid. A bikini top or short cowgirl skirt might help the Harriett’s. For the Harriers, try not to smell bad, jump a fire pit naked, or bell pole…naked. Good luck.

Q.  Speaking of naked, will there really be naked people?
Only in your imagination - and ONLY in the confines of your your cabin building or the sauna. No skinny dippin nor nekked mid-night hash neither. What ever you do behind closed doors, of course, is your business. NOTE: There are under-aged civilians working at the camp and we would very much like NOT to be kicked out. So we do ask for everyone's cooperation.

Q. What if I registered but can no longer attend the camping trip?
First of all, get your priorities in order! And if you still cannot make it, we recommend posting to one of the yahoo groups that you have a registration for sale. Someone else with their priorities straight will be happy to buy it from you.

Q. These FAQ’s suck, and didn't answer my question. Now what?
Send any other inquiries to Spitz.cum and your Q&As will be posted here. Only if you ask nicely.