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WHAT: BAH3 #1043 – Goofy Laugh Out Loud Trail! 
 I have been accused of being too goofy and laughing too loud.
On this trail, I plan to be the former and do the latter. 
LIVE HARE (away @ 2:55 p.m.)

WHEN: Sunday, March 30, 2008 @ 3:00 p.m. hash-time

WHERE: Bowie , MD

HARES: Slowman Slowman [Kennedy Killer.]  If anybody
wants to help with the beer check, call me at the
number below.

COST: US $5

TYPE: A to B

DRY BAG: Sure - whatever.

FRIENDLIES: My trails are not runner friendly, so what
makes you think this would be friendly to anything
else?  I expect dogs and walkers could handle it.  If
you're bringing a stroller, expect to carry it a lot.
Let the damn kid walk.

TRAIL NOTES: Shiggy, water crossings, ticks, PI,
beer, laughing, scatological humor, mayhem

Duh-erections:  Here's a map from MD-197 and Racetrack
Road to the start;
http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=1724335  It's a
trailhead (WSH?) for the WB&A trail (very much of
which we will NOT run on!!)

From Baltimore:  Get to BW Parkway Southbound.  Take
MD-197 South toward Bowie.  After 10 miles or so, turn
left on Racetrack Road.  After a mile or so, turn left
into a WB&A trailhead (WSH?).  If you pass over a
bridge with horse heads (WSH?) on it and under a
covered bridge, you have gone too far.  If you pass
the racetgrack, you haven't been paying attention, and
you have gone even more too far.  Turn around,
dumbass!

From Annapolis:  Go West on 50 to Exit 11 (MD-197
North (Right.)  After 5 or 6 miles (ish) turn right on
Racetrack Road.  After a mile or so, turn left into a
WB&A trailhead (WSH?).  If you pass over a bridge with
horse heads (WSH?) on it and under a covered bridge,
you have gone too far.  If you pass the racetrack, you
haven't been paying attention, and you have gone even
more too far.  Turn around, dumbass!

From DC: After pulling your hair out on the beltway,
go East on 50 to Exit 11 (MD-197 North (Left.)  After
5 or 6 miles (ish) turn right on Racetrack Road.
After a mile or so, turn left into a WB&A trailhead
(WSH?).  If you pass over a bridge with horse heads
(WSH?) on it and under a covered bridge, you have gone
too far.  If you pass the racetrack, you haven't been
paying attention, and you have gone even more too far.
Turn around, dumbass!

From Elsewhere:  Get to one of the places above and
follow the appropriate duh-erections.
 
Hare cell:  202-230-2023

On After:  If there's good weather we'll burn some
burgers/brats.  I'll ask for voluntary donations.  If
you're a vegetarian, be careful - I eat vegetarians.
If you want me to burn some vegetable-type stuff,
please bring it with you.  If the weather sucks, I'll
figure something else out - probably Good Times Bar
and Grill in Bowie.