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...because your lazy *ss never stepped up to hare and Amazon had to take 17th (after haring just over a month ago), the weather gods are making you pay: the 30 degree temps plus the sh*ttiest mix of frozen liquid and crazy slippery forest are going to make you hurt. I'd stay home if I were you, but if you must cum...

WHAT: BYOE Hash: Bring Your Own Everything Hash + $1 for down-down beer

WHERE: The Forests of Baltimore City (you think I'm kidding?)

HOW MUCH: Well you're bringin' it so, whatever that costs ya + $1. I'll throw in the flour for free. NOTE: If you want to hang at my house for a bit longer, bring something to eat for your dinner, and a cd if you want to play it.

PAVEMENT FACTOR: 5%

DRYBAG: It's A to B, so...

FRIENDLIES: All manner of beast--biped and quadruped, even walkers (cats should use their own discretion) On in is pet friendly.

WHY: It's gonna blizzard and I'm setting trail! Can it get any better? Plus, next day is a holiday so you can get yer drink on and stay late enough to drive home only partially loaded.

D'ERECTIONS:
Do NOT google Thomas Jefferson Elem. School, even tho that's where you're head[wsh?]ed.
Make your way to Baltimore Beltway heading west toward Towson
Exit onto Edmondson Ave, [From 97, it's about 8 miles], turn right at the bottom of the ramp, drive 2+ miles til it ends on Rte 40 and forces you to go right
Get immediately in left hand lane.
Turn LEFT onto Glen Allen
Turn left into the school, follow drive around to the left of the building and park in courtyard parking lot.
Directions to the apres, aka my house, will be left on my car in the parking lot just in case one of you isn't clever enough to sort out my trail. If you can only come to the apres, e-me.
Hare's Cell: 410-340-3386

on on
A.c
PS - you don't think it's me the gods are punishing, do ya?