I Don’t Want to Sober Up

I don’t want to sober up

I’m a debaucherous kid

There’s a million hasher ’round the world the I can drink with

More shiggy, more beer, more titties, oh shit

It’s the coolest drinking club there is.  Gee Whiz!

I don’t want to sober up because if I did, I couldn’t be a debaucherous kid