Little Brown Mouse

Well, the liquor was spilled on the barroom floor

and the shop was closed for the night,
When out of his hole came a little brown mouse
and he sat in the pale moon light,
He lapped up the liquor on the barroom floor
and back on his haunches he sat,
All night long you could hear him roar
"BRING ON THE FUCKING CAT!"
Well, out came the cat and they had a little spat
and the cat ate up on the mouse,
CHOMP, CHOMP!
and the moral of the story is
YOU CAN'T DRINK LIQUOR ON THE HOUSE!