I Don’t Wanna

(sung to the Toys R Us theme song)

I don't wanna sober up, I'm a debaucherous kid,
there're so many half-minds here that I can drink with
More shiggy, more beer, more titties, oh sh@t, it's
the greatest fuc@in' club there is (gee whiz)
I don't wanna sober up, cuz baby if I did, I couldn't
be a debaucherous kid….drink it down, down…