Hash Trash #1026

1st Anal Jingle Balls Hash

HARES: Spitz, Little Flour, Pyro

♫ Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, jingled out they go.  Bouncing up and down they ran, through Laurel to and fro ♪

A dozen hounds were oh so bold, came flashing through the cold.

 

Fossil wearing bright green and red, while Noah would’ve rather been in bed.

 

There was Just Michael wearing bells on his balls, but alas, barely BIG enough he calls.

 

The hares then warned of the hash assault, and to remember it would be their fuc*ing fault!

 

First up was HOT-Damn in front of “burnt” house, where nothing was stirring, not even a mouse (or a cynder or ANYTHNIG, cuz it burned down).

 

And before the YBF kicked all their a*sses, the pack stopped for beer and cursed the masses.

 

On Amazon, on SlowMan, on MinnieBrew too. On Cupcake, On Sexy, on-on they flew.

 

In the end they got wet and were finally done, But “cuming” together, was such great fun!

 

♫ Oh jingle balls, Jingle balls,

Jingle all the way.

Oh what fun it is to flash

So horny for a lay ♪

 

Late cummers: HoseHead and At Your Niece

 

And that’s the way it was, real or imagined. Errors or omissions accepted (so send an e-mail to: sallysportahoy@yahoo.com if it matters)On-Sec Scribe: Spitz.cum