Hash Trash #1021
Have any of you noticed that some people are
consistently late to the hash? We have hashed
@ 3:00pm for the 5+ years that I have hashed
with BAH3, yet again Johnnie Cockring was late
to the start. This normally is no big deal but he
was the HARE. That is the one person that really
needs to be at the start.
He phoned instructions to Ranger Dick & myself
about where the trail started, etc. We were off !!!!!!!
Various dogs (2 & 4 legged varieties) were zooming
around between everyone's legs trying to trip us into
compromising positions (to no avail). After leading us
through 3 (!) swamps, multiple gullies & NO beer check
we arrived at a junkyard disguised as the ending circle.
Now most reasonable thinking hares who were not at the
start would surely be at the end- NOT. Not only was he not
there (& more importantly) the BEER was not there !!!!
Johnnie received multiple down-downs for his numerous
infractions. Fossil, Amazon & virgin Shannon were violated
for turning their white dogs brown. Victoria's Secret & Ultra
Man were visiting & dressed like twins- violation !, additionally
UM stole a sweater from one of Roadhouse manager's car.
It didn't fit him, the color was all wrong & it was dirty- what
was he thinking? (in his defense, the car was in the junkyard,
had no tags, on jackstands & the window was open). Peter
Puller was awarded the FRB brick to carry when he hashes
again next year. 3 Trick & Just Julie were joint DFL's (sex on
trail ?), why else would make them finish so long after the pack?
All in all it was a normal Cockring trail.
At Your Cervix