If Your Boyfriend Tastes Like Shit

Melody – If You’re Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands

If your boyfriend tastes like shit, turn him over,
If your boyfriend tastes like shit, turn him over,
If your boyfriend tastes like shit, he's probably pushing it,
If your boyfriend tastes like shit, turn him over.

Alternate version:
If your boyfriend tastes like shit, turn him over,
If your boyfriend tastes like shit, turn him over,
If your boyfriend tastes like shit, it's a log, not his dick,
If your boyfriend tastes like shit, turn him over.