Hash Trash #989

Hash House Harriers

From the land of pleasant shiggy

TRASH: Run #989
March 25, 2007
Hare: At Your Cervix

Trash #980 Sunday, March 25, 2007

They came, they saw, they hashed. Baltimore will never be the same. Like the Rabbit in "Alice in Wonderland" our dear Hare, @ Your Cervix, fretted the whole way to the start- "I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date." The Harbor Tunnel being closed didn't help matters! What does a good rabbit do when his rabbit-hole is closed? Take another one! (With Cervix, any old hole will do) He proceeded to lead the merry band of pranksters (hashers) on a well thought out live trail through the wilds of Bal'mer, hon. No one caught him which was probably due to a couple of deeeeep unsolvable checks. But that's ok- any hash run in the shadow of the old National Brewing Company is righteous. Kind of like a religous experience, hashing under the omnipresent eye of the Natty Bo Guy atop the the building. Special thanks to Velvet Vulva for the yummy breasts she provided at the shot check. Ya gotta hand it to her- she does breasts well!! B'da, b'da, b'da That's All Folks!! Yrobdntsrvnt, Noahhh

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